You heard it right. The Swampiest of Swampy's Bump Pad's. 
 
Features: 
5.5in x 3.5in Swampy Surface Area (Perfect for Fingerboard Enthusiast Newbies)
Stainless Aluminum Edge Coping(Signature Swampy Shine) 
REAL Miniature Brick Rear Coping (Swampy's Favorite Piece)
High Carbon Wood-burning of Swampy's Favorite Flower 
 
Package Will Include:
Swampy's Pine Bump Pad x1
Just the Right Amount of Swampy's Signature Sticky Stuffz (Wouldnt recommend asking..)
4x Footy Pads to keep improving those POPs n' Ollies (Perfect for Fingerboard Enthusiast Newbies)
 
 
Ugh. I wish I could include the SlushCult and Stickers but.... you get it.